"Tiniest of Baby Booms" A Monster

You can't miss it in today's news: US births break record, 40 percent out-of-wedlock. Frankly, my dear, who gives a shit about the wedding bands. Though that's pretty much what all the moralizing is about.
No, what's stupefying is the fact that nowhere in this much-travelled article does anyone ever talk about the real impact of more babies being born in the US in 2007 than any other year in the nation's history.
So let's talk about it. And let's start with a really interesting study just published in the journal Global Environmental Change. A couple of statisticians at Oregon State U disengaged their mechanical pencils from their pocket protectors, clicked some fresh lead onto recycled paper (we hope) and came up with this bold analysis into that sacristy of human reproduction—to have or not to have:
- A mother and father are each responsible for one half of the emissions of their offspring and 1/4 the emissions of their grandchildren and so on forever or thereabouts
- Therefore, under current US conditions, each child adds 9,441 metric tons of CO2 to the carbon legacy of the average female
- That's 5.7 times her lifetime emissions
- Translation: one child costs nearly 6 times your own CO2 emissions
- In the pessimistic scenario, each American child adds 12,730 metric tons to your carbon legacy
- In comparison, under current Bangladeshi conditions, each child adds 56 metric tons of CO2 to the carbon legacy of the average female
The bottom line is that absolutely nothing else you can do—driving a more fuel efficient car, driving less, installing energy-efficient windows, replacing lightbulbs, replacing refrigerators, recycling—comes even close to simply not having that child. All those good things still add up to less than 500 metric tons of CO2 savings. Not having the kid saves between 10,000 and 13,000 metric tons of CO2.
So why are we still giving tax breaks for having kids? Why are we pretending that because they're cute they're harmless? Little monsters.
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For more on this guilt-inducing topic...
MoJo recently put together more numbers on our planet-pummeling bundles of joy right here.
And at the risk of sounding like a self-justifying breeder, let me say that people are going to keep having kids, no matter what the tax incentives or environmental/ethical disincentives may be. It's not a very rational decision. Making fewer people would be great, but I think the more realistic question is how to make less mess. Obviously, that becomes more daunting with every new child. But if you think it's hard getting Americans to limit their carbon emissions, just try convincing them to cut back on their carbon-based lifeform emissions.
Can kids be offset?
Yeah! Buy a Tesla with your vasectomy receipt!
A Little More Research
Julia,
Do you really have any info to back this up
Actually...
why do you sound like you're shilling for Big Coal/Nuclear?
You are right...
Do we love them enough not to have them.
lol, "ConcernedMom"
How ya gonna keep 'em down on the low carbon farm?
Absolutely right - people
Who's talking about extinction?
Unfortunately, to say that
Here's a thought
Barry speaks, and removes all doubt
"Carbon" is shorthand
Well done.
Let's keep in mind that the
New Religion
Graphite detail
adoption? foster care?
sure, adoption is great for
Wow.
Move beyond treating humans as machines
Goodness. So because MAYBE
Commenters are missing the point
We don't have to commit
Um, Idiocracy?
tiniest of baby booms
Murder = birth control?
It is people like you, Ms
So why should we start with
The 300 million Americans
Turning human beings into
hypothetical people
maybe I should recycle my baby!
Anonymous wrote: "Maybe the
By the way, much as I see
Great recent posts!
Right, but for every one of
I understand...
that obnoxious Kate witch or
Wait a minute; Barry!
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