From the Annals of Regular Guy-dom
| Sun Sep. 21, 2008 9:51 AM PDT
FROM THE ANNALS OF REGULAR GUY-DOM....The McCain family owns 13 cars, including "three 2000 NEV Gem electric vehicles, which are bubble-shaped cars popular in retirement communities." Mostly in Cindy's name, of course. Don't you wish you owned three bubble-shaped electric scooters?
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The number of vehicles maintained the Arizona Mc Cains does not matter, since John Mc Cain a/k/a Johnny Walnuts, cannot drive. Due to injury sustained during FIVE & AN HALF YEARS, ALAN COLMES, FIE & AN HALF YEARS, in a Viet Namese prisoner of war facility, he cannot acceptably operate the steering-column. So, problem solved. Not that there ever was a polemic in Cindy's car ownership. She's not running for President.
... & oh, yeah, Michelle Obama -- who is also not running for President -- has never been proud(er) of her country. Chew on that, 'Merica. Do we want that attitude of antichauvinism in the White House? Or do we want John Mc Cain, bankrolled by money from America's leading beer -- AMERICA! BUDWEISER! -- in the White House?
No. But I do want an incredibly wealthy wife who doesn't care how I treat her. I wouldn't want to treat her badly, mind you, but everyone makes mistakes and imagine how adoring Cindy would be to a husband who only rarely and accidentally treated her badly?
while we're talking about the cars, what about the $273,000 McCain pays for household help? that one seemed to have slipped right by, but it just resurfaced in these video spots:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrEZdLsS7Eo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz4Z6L4u8E4
hilarious.
Here at the Michigan GM plant where I work, everyone is agog about the Honda and VW the McCains own, and the Prius his daughter owns (and which Daddy may or may not have purchased for her).
Silly, knee-jerk protectionism it may be, but I'm hoping this might be one issue that cuts into the otherwise solid McCain support I'm seeing among my (white) coworkers here.
