Sarah Palin Unplugged

| Thu Sep. 25, 2008 2:57 PM PDT

SARAH PALIN UNPLUGGED....Look, this is just getting scary. I don't care how partisan you are, you can't watch this clip from Sarah Palin's interview with Katie Couric without wondering if she's completely cracked under the pressure of running for vice president. The question is a simple softball about the bailout — something she's had weeks to bone up on — but her answer is incoherent. Not just the usual platitudes politicians offer when they don't feel like answering a tough query, but completely incoherent. Hell, it's barely even in English.

I don't even feel right making snarky jokes about this stuff anymore. This campaign has gone seriously off the rails. I've never seen anything like it, but everyone is still nattering on as if this is business as usual. If it is, though, we've already entered the world of Idiocracy and we might as well all just give up and enjoy our super-size Slurpees while we can.

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Mmmm...Brawndo!

Be kind -- I think she is speaking in tongues.

Sadly, us political junkies and policy wonks are not going to decide this election, it's the people out there who pay attention sporadically, if at all. This is incoherent to us, but how does it play in the hinterland? We might not want to misunderestimate her appeal.

The amazing thing here is that John McCain is running the most incompetent campaign in history (Sarah Palin is just one aspect of this), and yet the polls have the election as very, very close.

Be afraid.

Look, I know this is crazy, but whenever I see John McCain on tv now I think - Manchurian Candidate. If he gets in, well, we're screwed.

I've seen something like this before. It was named Stockdale.

Your last two sentences, Kevin, capture so much in so few words.

I'm with mert7878. I don't think this plays that badly to a lot of voters.

Worse than this, I think, is McCain's debate duck. Even unsavvy voters understand it for what it is.

It'll be sweetjustice if McCain's undoing is his own feeble fuck-ups than the spectacle of Ms. Palin.

Not an impressive answer. She seems to be over coached, as many other politicians have seemed in the past, searching her mind for talking points rather than answering questions. She also needs to loosen up.

I doubt that she is dumb (and I think she is smarter than Biden), and as a practical matter, her only performance that will matter much is at the debate with Biden. She needs to get better than she was in this clip by the time of the debate.

we've already entered the world of Idiocracy...

Ow! My Balls!

The look on Couric's face is priceless. She's trying super hard to understand WTF the candidate is saying.

Place your bets as to what will be the crisis to prevent her from debating. I'm betting her daughter has a "miscarriage."

As to Kevin's snark about whether she had cracked under the pressure of running for VP, I don't see that but if Kevin asks it about Palen, doesn't he have have to ask it about Biden (FDR going on television to explain the 1929 stock market crash - if she said that, Kevin would declare her a moron)?

Biden made a dopey gaffe but everyone knows he was talking about FDR's fireside chats.

But nobody knows what the hell Palin is talking about.

So Brian, you're OK with Palin as maybe the prez? Can I get a witness?

I'm with you on this 100%. Many of us had an early inkling that the lights were on but no one was home between the ears of Sarah Palin but this is downright frightening.

I believe it calls into question even her claim to have graduated from college. I heard her say something like this: I, along with other americans, "WERE" devastated....Isn't this English Grammar 101? High School English Grammar 101 at that.

This woman has absolutely no depth to her whatsoever;obviously no worldview (other than what she can see from Alaska) and no innate curiosity or average intelligence to make coherent sense with any of her answers to questions she's asked. The stammering, stuttering, and obvious lack of grasp of even the most fundamental communication tools tells me that she is not innately bright nor is she educated at all.

Surely she has no qualification (other than playing Governor of a state the size of Austin, Texas) for only 86 days (Legislature up there wore "Where's Sarah?" buttons - guess she was hiding like a mushroom from all of them, too? ) One can only imagine what a horrific governor she's made.

There was a very serious recall for her Mayorship of Wasilla and I believe we're seeing prima facie evidence in these interviews which tell us precisely why.

I believe that McCain has slapped the american people in the face with his capricious, reckless selection of this abysmal neophyte; it's on the order of treason in the estimation of an increasing number of folks.

Way to Troll Brian.

Her biggest problem, other than possible empty-headedness, is that she clearly has no past knowledge of any of these issues to give her a conceptual framework to plug the talking points into.

She is even worse than Bush in this respect. Even with Bush's legendary lack of curiosity about the world,he had learned something about the world from being around capable curious people discussing domestic and international affairs all his life.

The only serious connection she has ever had to people overseas is that witch-hunting priest from Kenya!

Sarah McQuaylin has given the moniker "ditzy broad" a new face!

Poor Katie Couric! This had to be one of the most ridiculous interviews she's ever had in her entire career.

Clearly, she had to be mumbling under her breath the entire time: WTF???

Palin giving interviews reminds me of how she shoots poor helpless animals....from an airplane while they're running.

I believe there's an apt metaphore here!

I doubt that she is dumb (and I think she is smarter than Biden)-Brian

This is piles of nonsense.

There's really no evidence to suggest she's smart, and certainly none that suggests she's smarter than Biden.

Your statement only makes sense if you replace "think" with "wish", which is probably your best hope here.

She scares the hell out of me; and John McCain looks like he is in another world.

Who's Palen? Anyway, what is she looking at? She looks down occasionally - does she have notes? It does seem she is just searching for some relevant talking points based on some key words in Couric's questions. Give her credit, though - nothing about the bridge to nowhere or McCain's POWness.

Life's just not the same when no one is giving you a pass for being cute and bubbly anymore.

I was waiting to see if she was going to say, "But the bailout has electrolytes...."

Either Obama wins this election or the American public does not deserve to vote. There really is no excuse.

This reminds me of junior high school when one of your classmates obviously did not prepare for their final presentation and is blowing it so badly in front of the whole class that all you can do is feel totally embarrassed for them. God, this woman is less articulate than a lot of those slacker kids who never bothered too study but she is actually running for V.P. Pathetic.

More like Professor Irwin Corey than anyone else I can think of.

I'd say this pretty much sums it up: huh?

Sarah Palin is a blithering idiot. I've encountered deranged, paranoid schizophrenic homeless people ranting on the streets of DC who were more coherent and made more sense than she does in this interview. She shouldn't be elected to national office, she should be committed to a mental hospital.

An empty vessel.

But Palin's got what religious nuts crave!

If there ever actually is a VP debate, then her incoherence might turn into an advantage. Think about it. It's essentially like trying to argue with with a crazy person. You drive yourself insane just trying to follow her arguments. At what point does Biden start sighing and rolling his eyes? When does he become so exasperated that that he can't hide it in the tone of his voice any longer? He's only human after all. All she has to do is act confident, no matter what she says, and half the audience will think she's a winner. It's TV. Image trumps everything.

Do you think this is because people are tired of beating up on her, because the notion that she's a hack is pretty much in place? There might be something to that.

There might also be the idea that everyone kind of things her and McCain will lose, even by people that don't like Obama. It's held together by an assumption that enough people will come to their senses to give Obama and Biden a victory. This one I am little unsure of, but I wouldn't rule it out.

The bailout is going to help with health insurance for family???

Well that certainly is news to me. It so much money maybe it outa help out with other things.

But seriously, wasn't this taxpayer "heist" only for investment bankers? Palin seriously has NO clue.

I know what illustrations I'll be doing tomorrow TGIF Cat Day. An Illustrate of a couple of cat burglars by the name of Dubya and Dick Cheney doing the heist of the century.

Huffington Post has this to say: Dick Cheney's signature is all over the controversial features of the Paulson bailout plan.

Lucy,

I'm not only okay with Palin being president, but also okay with Obama being president, notwithstanding his very modest experience level and qualifications.

My view is that all these folks are good and smart people who will step up, be serious, and do the very best they can on the big issues if they become president. Even Biden falls in that category, although he is a weird duck.

Obama likely would hurt the country short term on his leftist domestic policies, but the country can live with and recover from that with a new election in four years.

Palen does have to loosen up and lose the focus on talking points.

This reminds me of seeing Janes Addiction a long time ago. On that day, George HW Bush had a heart attack and power was briefly in Dan Qualye's hands. Perry Farrell went to the mic and said: "I don't care what you think of George Bush, but if you think Dan Quayle should be president, you're a f***king idiot." And then the band went into "Idiots Rule." The sad thing is that if Palin ever becomes president, we will wish for Dan Quayle.

I've watched a couple clips with the sound off.

Palin is a real flirt, isn't she?

Brian -- "... do the very best they can on the big issues..."? Have you been in a coma for the past 8 years?

Sigh. It's pretty clear that the meme on the Right now is that Palin's gaffes = Biden's gaffes, so pot, meet kettle, etc. Lord knows Biden's mouth is by now well worn and stretched from all the times his foot has been in there over the years, but there's a difference between the occasional "gaffe" (accidentally going off message, saying something embarrassing, getting tongue-tied or losing your train of thought, mixing up some facts or dates) and a persistent display of ignorance, confusion, mendacity and the basic ability to string a thought together that's not on a teleprompter in front of you. Why conservatives are convinced that any idiot off the street is capable of mastering the enormously complicated issues facing a national leader with just some "brushing up" beggars belief. That she lets herself be used like this is the only thing more incomprehensible.

The amazing thing is that she seems to be getting even worse in her interviews. Compare the Couric interview with the Gibson one. The surprising thing to me is I haven't even see posted what I believe to be her worst moment, when she tries defending Rick Davis.

I don't know if she's stupid or not, but clearly she has no interest in politics, at least national much less international politics. I'm a sports who doesn't follow hockey at all. But if you gave me a couple of weeks to bone up on it along with some good tutors, I'm sure I could sound knowledgeable in a short interview session. I might still get a lot of basics wrong such as what an icing call is and butcher recent hockey history, but I could be articulate about the subject because I like sports and would know how to frame the subject. Palin doesn't seem to have even a basic grasp of politics, and so listening to her is like listening to me try to BS someone about wine, a subject I truly know nothing about nor have any interest in.

I imagine the people who signed off on this pick pictured her being a dim congressman or governor, but I suspect even they overestimated how prepared she was.

Now you know why McCain had to slow down the bailout: he has to find a way to cancel the Palin/Biden debate -- at all costs. Watch this space, tomorrow McCain will say that he just can't make it to Mississippi.

My view is that all these folks are good and smart people who will step up, be serious, and do the very best they can on the big issues if they become president.

Brian, honey, running the United States of America is not the Special Olympics where everyone gets points for "doing their best". Lives, futures, and security are at stake here and if you're under the impression that all it takes to lead America is a bit of gumption and an earnest twinkle in your eye, well.....

Shit, whatever. Vote Gomer Pyle.

This campaign has gone seriously off the rails. I've never seen anything like it, but everyone is still nattering on as if this is business as usual.

Kevin, thanks for saying this. I've been wondering if I've been hijacked to a parallel universe where there is not a single grown-up to be found.

Glenn Greenwald is pretty funny today.

Greenwald previously said Palin was smart, and now he says that, http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/?source=rss ">"he was so wrong about that".

In the YouTube video above, Palin is clearly reading from note cards, so I guess she can't remember what she is supposed to say about the bailout. Strange how Bush didn't even give McCain a clue about this bailout thing.

I could not agree more. Well said!

Personally, I think Katie Couric is an asshat, and am ashamed that people consider what she does "journalism" but her faces when she interviews this woman are priceless.

And Brian, stop, please just stop. I get that the candidates will not be conversant in every single topic...but at least have a shallow knowledge of the issues.

Its not that the things that she brought up weren't relevant--because tax deduction, trade policy, and decreased spending are relevant issues--it was just incoherent. You can tell that she had been studying up with talking points and freaked out when she couldn't think of the right thing to say. She's out of her league. And unlike others, I'm not going to give her the patronizing pat and say its not her fault---it is her fault.

She knew what she was signing up for and is ill prepared for the job. While it is unfortunate, she put herself in this position.

I was just talking to my sister about this, and she has begun to wonder if John McCain hates America for picking a VP running mate that is so inept---I just think he wants to win. And the conservatives that continue to defend this side show have demonstrated that they value power over principle.

Cassandra said: I believe that McCain has slapped the american people in the face with his capricious, reckless selection of this abysmal neophyte; it's on the order of treason in the estimation of an increasing number of folks.

I could not agree more. Well said!

Astonishing. She is speaking in fragmented sentences in the passive voice. Most people -- even illiterate ones speak in simple, declarative sentences in the active voice. You would say, "John did it to Joe." Palin is saying, "The deed, ah, er, was done to John, by, you know. Joe. Astonishing. Just astonishing.

I don't know if she's stupid or not

I do.

Cassandra,

FYI, you could fit the entire State of Texas into Alaska -- twice -- and have a bit of room leftover. A population of 670,000 rattles around in that immense vastness. With two U.S. Senators and a Congressman, they are vastly overrepresented ;-)

Technically, what she's doing is called "word salad" or "confabulating". The words not only have no connection at all to the question, they don't even have any connection to the other words.

You can sure see why they had to hire a city manager to do her job after she was elected mayor.

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