Gamma Quadrant Update
| Tue Oct. 14, 2008 8:26 PM PDT
GAMMA QUADRANT UPDATE....What's that, you say? Barack Obama is palling around with terrorists? That is so last week. Here's a more recent tour of the Gamma Quadrant:
One: Bill Ayers really wrote Obama's book, Dreams From My Father. Two: Obama had an underage, gay affair with a pedophile. Three: It's entirely possible that Obama was involved with bombing the South African rugby team while he was at Columbia in the 80s. Four: Obama, Bill Ayers, and Jeremiah Wright (via a chain of associations too Rube Goldbergesque to summarize) were engaged in a conspiracy to teach Pan-African "cultural nationalism" to Chicago schoolkids during the 90s. Five: Obama was having an affair with one of his fundraiser babes in 2004 until Michelle found out and banished the woman to a "little Caribbean island."
There's no evidence yet that Obama was actually the secret love child of Malcolm X, but I'm sure we'll find it soon enough if we just keep digging.
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Submitted by brent (not verified) on Tue Oct. 14, 2008 8:43 PM PDT.
I do love that right wingers are demonstrably insane and that we all just go from day to day pretending that they shouldn't be committed for their own good.
Submitted by elmo (not verified) on Tue Oct. 14, 2008 8:44 PM PDT.
SEX!(that's Nazi for six)
Obama was the shooter on the grassy knoll!
Submitted by Howard (not verified) on Tue Oct. 14, 2008 8:56 PM PDT.
This shit isn't even funny. Best to just ignore it rather than talk about it, link to it, and increase its GoogleFootprint.
Mention and link to it and it gives the crazies justification to say, "Look -- the moonbats are going ape-shit over this! We must have hit a nerve. Let's double down."
Submitted by Legacy on Tue Oct. 14, 2008 10:30 PM PDT.
Quaker: Right. Jeremiah. Man, I need a drink or something.
Submitted by DonBoy (not verified) on Tue Oct. 14, 2008 10:43 PM PDT.
To rip off from somebody else in the blogosphere, point #2, if true, would more usually be described as "was sexually abused as a child".
Thestupiditburns yada yada etc.
This is the best they can do?
Lifetimes of private schools and elite summer camps, and their rumor-mongering skills are still crude and amateurish.
Their parents must be so bitterly disappointed.
The upside of this crap is that people are not only going to Obama, they are also moving to Democratic Senators and Congressmen. People are just getting fed up with the Republican brand.
The Repubs will have a hard time weakening the Obama administration for 2 reasons. The first is that Obama will have much stronger Dem majorities in Congress. The second is that the economy is going to be THE issue for at least a year and if the Repubs want to keep talking about Ayers they'll support will continue to melt away to that 24% who still support Bush.
Hey, come on, if you want to go for dirt, go for the good stuff. If I can quote Giblets
FACT! Barack Obama was a community organizer. ACORN is made of community organizers. Acorns come from oak trees. Oak trees belong to the genus Quercus, which includes Quercus faginea, the Portuguese oak. The prime minister of Portugal is José Sócrates, whose last name looks like Socrates, who lived in Athens, which is also a city in Georgia, whose state fruit is the peach, which is native to China, which is exactly what Osama bin Laden was eating off of while he was plotting to destroy the Twin Towers. It's all connected, people - they just don't want you to know! And they could be black.
Also, ACORN is an anagram for NARCO, which proves that it is really a front organization for a large drug-dealing ring.
The problem with the whole wingnut conspiracy thing is that even if Obama went on tv tomorrow and declared his intention to reestablish the caliphate on American soil, I and I suspect a majority of Americans would still vote for him, on the grounds that at least the government would be well run.
Y'all don't know the half of it: check out
Kevin wrote: "GAMMA QUADRANT UPDATE ..."
Actually, Obama is really Tuvok, who has traveled to 21st century Earth through a time warp to lead the Vulcan invasion which will liberate us from the Ferengi dictatorship headed by Grand Nagus Cheney.
Submitted by Matthew (not verified) on Wed Oct. 15, 2008 10:05 AM PDT.
Obama did kill Vince Foster, we know that one is true.
It's entirely possible that Obama was involved with bombing the South African rugby team while he was at Columbia in the 80s.
That's anamusing caricature but evidently my "To be clear" paragraph was not clear enough:
"For clarity, let me emphasize that I am not alleging that Obama was making bombs with Kathy Boudin. I am wondering how he manged to be active on South African divestment without ever encountering these radicals, and I am wondering why he won't talk about his Columbia years."
Briefly, Obama was involved in the South African divestiture movement; the Weather Undergound was as well, and the Brinks hold-up of 1981 was to fund some protest activity related to South Africa (including bombings.)
Yet Obama's current story is that he had never heard of Bill Ayers until meeting him in 1995. Plausible?
Tom Maguire wrote: "... I am wondering how he manged to be active on South African divestment without ever encountering these radicals ..."
What a pathetic dipshit you are.
Is that really the best you've got?
Do you have any idea how many people, in the USA alone, including innumerable Christian church groups of every description, were "active on South African divestment"?
Are you suggesting that ALL of those thousands of people who were active against the South African apartheid regime were sympathetic to the Weather Underground's criminal activities?
I swear, the abject stupidity of the right wing has to be seen to be believed. Thanks for providing such a vivid demonstration.
SecularAnimist wrote:
"No rumors about Trig Palin have originated from the Obama campaign. You know that. You are a liar."
My post assumed familiarity with Andrew Sullivan's demanding comment from McCain's campaign about the ridiculous rumors about Trig Palin.
By the same token, he should demand comment from Obama's campaign about the dumb rumors Kevin mentions above.
So far as I know, the only folks who weren't "active on South African divestment" in the 80's were those who were favorably disposed towards apartheid and the white supremacist regime that controlled South Africa at the time. Since most Americans found apartheid an utterly reprehensible system, Obama had quite a lot of mainstream company on that issue.
Obama is singularly responsible for the following:
the Indonesian Tsunami
World hunger
Katrina & every hurricane before AND after
Global Warming
Cancer
Vietnam (at 5 yrs old, to boot)
It's all true.............. aaah, may all Rovites and Rove wannabe's be permanently put out to pasture
Submitted by e henry thripshaw (not verified) on Wed Oct. 15, 2008 3:39 PM PDT.
Well, at least the "fathering two black children" has been put to rest.
But e. henry,
If you consider that Obama's mother was white, then by the one-drop rule (applied in reverse) his two children are white, aren't they?
Shocking, I tell you.
truthx2
How can Obama be responsible for Global Warming when there's no such thing?
Does anyone remember the story of chicken little?
The sky is falling, the sky is falling! It turns out it was an acorn that hit the little chick's head and that is the way that the corrupticans are playing it.
These idiots and their ignorant followers are trying their damndest to demean Obama.
The left better get armed.
Submitted by e henry thripshaw (not verified) on Wed Oct. 15, 2008 5:31 PM PDT.
BTW, I am pretty sure no one was yelling "terrorist." They were actually yelling "therapist." A shout for help, really.
The 'Swiftboat' of the year is the Acorn thing. I'm spreading the news that suspect forms were examined and found to be misaligned sloppy copies of Acorn registration forms from unknown sources. Intended to overwork election boards and to justify voter rejections.
Could be a mock-up fraud anyway, cobbled together by freelancing activists. Drop the hint where it'll cause some headaches or shut some mouths.
Should I apply for work with Carl Rove? I think I've got talent!
