Quote of the Day

| Wed Jul. 8, 2009 1:55 PM PDT

From Fox News anchor Jon Scott, flailing around trying to describe my employer:

There's a recent article in Mother Jones magazine, not exacty a....uh....magazine that is....what....how to put it?....against lightening up on marijuana laws....

Nice save, Jon!  This was just before quoting an excerpt from my marijuana piece — and needless to say, they chose practically the only paragraph in the entire story that had much of anything negative to say about marijuana legalization.  But I guess all PR is good PR as long they spell my name right, isn't it?  And they did spell my name right....

UPDATE: Hmmm.  Bad day for Fox anchors.  Apparently Brian Kilmeade is upset because in America "we keep marrying other species and other ethnics."

Other species?

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Oh good grief.

I'm not a silly reflexive brasher of Fox News, but jeez. That's the bit they pull from Kevin's piece? And would anyone who isn't stoned out of his gourd (sorry) actually believe that ludicrous $44 billion figure?

Fox news...get it?

Maybe they really really really mean it when they say 'fox' news. But really, if they had any fox in them would they be so stupid. More like Turkey News...

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Why Mr. Kilmeade is upset

Kevin, you obviously misunderstood Mr. Kilmeade. He's not upset because Americans marry other species, he's upset because he thinks the Swedish/Finnish study, which shows staying married staves off dementia in old age, doesn't apply to Americans because we marry other species.

If only you had tried the pot, you would be less frustrated.

I still recommend the romantic interlude with Keith Jarrett and candles. Cats are optional.

Other Species?

Yeah, evidently some people marry fox news anchors.

Ya, sure, you betcha!

Yup,

The problem with da Minnesotans is you got da Norvegians marrying da Finns and da Finns marrying da Norvegians. Everybody knows dis cross-breeding dilutes da purity of da species. Ya sure you betcha.

God what a maroon!

Tripp

The brown haired guy who's

The brown haired guy who's not Steve Doocy should worry more about treating the bacteria on his ball:

http://www.cjr.org/the_kicker/fox_friends_spreads_herpesbeer.php

From an American Indian

Yeah, Kilmeade, my ancestors believe the neighborhood went downhill once the white man landed in Plymouth.

Sure!

Other species?

Well sure! Ever since Obammy made the gay marriage legal, folks have been marrying box turtles. I heard it on Fox News!

Fox World

Is anyone really surprised at what passes for investigative reporting in Fox World? Mark Foley, Democrat... Oops! Mark Sanford, Democrat... Oops, again!

Fox News and Ethnic/Species Marriage

The story actually started out as very good news for those who believe in the institution of marriage. Trust our friends at Fox to mangle it.

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