Books: Leisureville: Adventures in America's Retirement Utopias

A review of Andrew Blechman's look at seniors, sex, and STDs

More than 2 million American adults live in age-segregated communities where anyone under 18 is welcome only as a temporary guest. In Leisureville, Andrew Blechman embeds at the largest of these outposts of maturity to learn more about the allure of growing old in style. Spanning three Florida counties and more than 20,000 acres, the Villages is home to 75,000 people, with thousands of new homes on the way. Residents, median age 66, prefer golf carts to cars; some drop 25 grand on "leisure chariots" tricked out with supersize aluminum wheels and chrome grilles. A Villages-only newspaper offers just good news. And of course, there's bingo, line dancing, wine tasting, and...lots of partying. As one resident remarks after returning from a cruise, "I'm not even sure why I went. We live on a fucking cruise ship."

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The ageism practiced by the approximately 1,500 "gated geritopias" is actually the only form of housing discrimination sanctioned by Congress. Under the logic that special services are needed to support an aging population, they may exclude families with children under 18.

Responding to the charge that these seniors are dropping out of society, a Villager known as Mr. Midnight puts it this way: "I paid my dues. Now it's your generation's turn. You work it out. I'll be here kissing the ladies." (And kiss they do. Blechman finds teeming singles bars and horny seniors who want to "use it before I lose it!" In 2006, the Villages' alarming std rate made national news; one doctor claimed she saw more cases of herpes there than in Miami.)

With 78 million boomers hitting retirement age and seniors-only communities recruiting 55-year-olds, Blechman raises the prospect of a significant portion of the population retiring into never-never land. Some communities have gone so far as to cut their financial ties with local school districts and vote against paying some of their local taxes. Blechman doesn't have much respect for elders who try to escape the social contract in their golden years. "That's not citizenship," he writes. "That's secession."

Elizabeth Gettelman is the managing editor at Mother Jones. For more of her stories, click here.

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Comments

This was a very informative article. I liked seeing the other side of the coin. I always thought these "retirement" communities were where the so-called "loved ones" dropped off their elderly parents and grandparents because they were too much of a burden to take care of. what a society we live in....We WILL fix it though, even if it takes us a billion years, I know we will fix it. too many of us are pissed off. Something will happen, we just have to stay positive!

my husband watches the Golf channel quite a bit where ads for The Villages are frequent. "Florida's Friendliest Hometown" they say. Horny singles with herpes is a little friendlier that I imagined.

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Older people should have the same respect and rights when they were still younger and productive. However, homes for elders should not be criticized. It is a place where elders can still have their lives with proper care outside their family’s custody. Retirement is something we all should have on our minds. The old model of retirement is on the way out, as hardly any companies offer pensions and those not about to retire in the next ten years won't be able to depend on Social Security realistically. A recent Gallup poll revealed that most people aren't confident about retirement and a lot of retirees aren't either. There's no cash advance loan big enough to fix Social Security at present, and you can't depend on a quick payday loan to securely be able to enter into retirement.

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