Future President Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad
| Wed Aug. 6, 2008 10:30 AM PDT
Paris Hilton, never one to pass up an opportunity to display money or pander for attention, has produced a video response to Sen. McCain's attack ad comparing Sen. Obama with Hilton.
See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die
The helpful wonks over at The New Republic actually fact-checked Hilton's energy spiel (slow news week, guys?), so check that out if you want. Ok, so maybe she won't be our next Secretary of Energy—and she's not that funny, either.
But, unlike the two senators actually running for the most important job in the free world, she demonstrates a working knowledge of satire and the ability to make a simple joke without offending the entire English-speaking world. With both candidates gaffing their way through the summer, Republicans protesting in dark, empty rooms, and Democrats plotting secret back-room strategies that get immediately leaked, Paris Hilton may actually be the political MVP of these first few days of August.
And that is the state of American politics today. How long until Rasmussen starts tracking her in the polls?
—Max Fisher
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I haven't been wild about Paris or her exploits, but her ad was better than most stuff coming out of either campaign.
Unfortunately for this joke, you gotta be 35 years old to be president, or (like McCain) some multiple of 35. Don't think she's there yet.
Submitted by Custom Valances (not verified) on Wed Aug. 6, 2008 8:24 PM PDT.
I think that it's a very smart way to get back at McCain. It's nice to see humor in politics. You may not like Paris, but this was a very interesting thing to pull off.
On a side note, I would prefer to hear the candidates speak of real issues instead of playing around with who's a celebrity and who isn't.
Someone needs to sterilize that thing before it reproduces.
But seriously, it just offended everyone in the country over the age of 40. There are plenty of reasons to criticize McCain, but making fun of his age is not cool, and is guaranteed to work against Obama.
Submitted by yay politics (not verified) on Thu Aug. 7, 2008 4:06 PM PDT.
Paris obviously has some marketing savvy... she can turn anything into a PR boost for herself
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