Steele: "I'm the Gift That Keeps on Giving"

steelemaster.jpg

Chatting with the GOP chair—and other tales from the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Mon May. 11, 2009 7:45 AM PDT

This past weekend at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner and the pre- and post- parties and events, I had several interesting moments with Hollywood and DC celebrities: Mike Myers, Peter Orszag, Richard Belzer, David Axelrod ("Isn't Robert Gibbs doing a great job?"), Goldie Hawn, Valerie Jarrett, Todd Palin, Rahm Emanuel, Matthew Modine, Senator Amy Klobuchar, Val Kilmer, Desiree Rogers, Carole King, Eric Holder. I never saw ex-Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, who was supposed to be at the dinner, and I did have a couple of questions for him. I nearly asked Sting if he remembered me interviewing him 30 years ago in the locker room of Rhode Island Junior College—right after he was screaming at Stewart Copeland, "you can't keep a beat!" But I elected not to; Sting was deep in conversation with Kevin Bacon. (Fill in your own degrees-of-separation joke.) And I passed up the opportunity to elbow my way through the admiring throng surrounding Colin Powell at the Newsweek pre-dinner reception to ask if he believes he owes an apology to the American public for having enabled the Bush-Cheney administration. After all, everyone around him looked so happy to be there. Why spoil it all? Through all of this, perhaps my most telling exchange came with Michael Steele, the Republican Party chairman.

I had just passed through the metal detectors to enter the cavernous ballroom of the Washington Hilton--hey, look, it's Tom and Katie!—and I turned around to spot Steele right behind me. He shot me a big smile and exclaimed, "Hey, man!" And he shook my hand heartily, clasping my arm with his other hand. Just like we were BFFs.

Advertisement

Advertisement

I don't know if we've ever met. But certainly I've discussed him and his exploits on television—and not usually in a flattering manner.

Good evening, Chairman, I said, how are you doing these days?

"Just great," he said, upbeat all the way.

"Well, I have to say, thank you," I said. "You've been good for business." I was, of course, referring to all the not-so-smart things he has said or done that have become fodder for political journalists and cable news pundits.

He leaned back, pulling himself to his full height, and, laughing, proclaimed, "I'm the gift that keeps on giving." Almost as if he were proud of that. Certainly, he was just engaging in that self-deprecating humor that pols are taught to deploy. But it struck me as odd that he would beam so much as he said that. I wondered about the guy.

"I've always been of the view," I said, "that party chairs ought not to be seen or heard but should stick to managing the party mostly behind the scenes." Hint, hint.

"That's what I keep telling them," he said. Them? I wasn't sure who "them" was. But it seemed as if he meant Republican insiders. And that was odd. Was Steele suggesting that he would prefer not to be in the public light as much but that "them" wanted him in front of the television cameras and microphones representing the GOP—rather than doing all that inside work? (Days earlier, The Washington Times had reported that Steele had signed a secret pact with his critics within the Republican National Committee that placed constraints on how he could spend the party's millions of dollars.)

I was just about to ask him about this puzzling remark. Did he really want to be out of the limelight and toiling at his desk at party HQ on the nitty-gritty of field operations and the like? That didn't seem to be his forte—or cup of tea. But someone caught his attention--Cruise? Axelrod? I couldn't tell—and Steele went bounding off. And, besides, there's Forest Whitaker!

Oh, back to Steele: I couldn't help thinking that this guy is not a serious fellow. But he is indeed the gift that keeps on giving—especially to the Democrats. And he sure did look like he was having fun.

You can follow David Corn's postings and media appearances via Twitter by clicking here.

David Corn is Mother Jones' Washington bureau chief. For more of his stories, click here. He's also on Twitter.

Get Mother Jones by Email - Free. Like what you're reading? Get the best of MoJo three times a week.

Comments

Steele giving

tagged as: 
Steele knows how to give all right, especially spending the donations of Republican contributors. His performance at GOPAC was a mix of lax business management and lame political acumen. $125,000 was spent on overhead (one vendor, Infocision, was paid $49,756) while monies for candidates totaled just $50,000. He authorized sending $2000 to John McCain (as if that would make a difference in a zillion dollar presidential contest). He gave his own losing 2004 US Senate campaign $2000 (that made a difference in paying off debts). GOPAC funds were invested in sure bet campaigns such as incumbents as Lynn Westmoreland of Georgia ($5,000) who scored 65% of the vote. Equally sure losing candidates received GOPAC investments too like Steve Greenberg, IL 8: $5000 for an anemic 40% showing. Meanwhile, every political animal knew (except Michael Steele) that CA's Tom McClintock was desperate for donations and would win in a photo finish. Virginia Congressman Virgil Goode lost by 745 votes but GOPAC was broke by the end of the election cycle when Goode's numbers started to slide. Where is he giving money these days?

degrees-of-separation

tagged as: 
Alan P. Sting was deep in conversation with Kevin Bacon. (Fill in your own degrees-of-separation joke.) Sting and Paul L. Smith in Dune Paul L. Smith and Shelley Duvall in Popeye Shelley Duvall and Jack Nicholson in The Shining Jack Nicholson and Kevin Bacon in A Few Good Men

even less degrees-of-separation

tagged as: 
Alan P. Sting Max von Sydow Dune Max von Sydow Dianne Wiest Hannah and Her Sisters Dianne Wiest Kevin Bacon Footloose or Sting Clancy Brown The Bride Clancy Brown John Lithgow The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension John Lithgow Kevin Bacon Footloose

Post new comment

Alternately, you may login to or register an account
The content of this field is kept private and will not be shown publicly.
  • Web page addresses and e-mail addresses turn into links automatically.
  • Allowed HTML tags: <a> <ul> <ol> <li> <blockquote>
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.

More information about formatting options

MoJo Comments: Send Us Your Feedback

We changed our spam software to better filter comments. Should you encounter any issues, please let us know.

Photo Essays

The chaos and humanity of war.
The craftspeople and musicians of Appalachia.
A selection of '70s ads depicting African-Americans.
As climate change melts the permafrost, native villages slip into the sea, taking a way of life with them.