Gift Ideas For The Atheist, Part 1: Bumper Stickers!

—By Mother Jones

| Thu Dec. 11, 2008 11:47 AM PST

Not sure what to get the godless on your holiday shopping list? Some suggestions:

"Fine…I evolved. You didn't" bumper sticker.

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Also Available:
"I'm the Atheist Your Pastor Warned You About" bumper sticker.

"Top 10 Reasons Beer is Better Than Jesus" beer mug:

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For atheists and beer-lovers alike.

Jesus Action Figure

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Bonus: Also works as an un-ironic gift for religious friends.

Happy shopping, heathens!

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